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the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.

okay let's start over.

can we?

i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.
by chris doan January 9, 2005
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bird

by cacashrekshusbundo June 22, 2021
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1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"
by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022
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Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.
“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
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Bazey bird

Male 1: Hey yo, did you see that bazey bird over there?!

Male 2: Yeah bro, she's definitely a 9!
by Deltafour February 3, 2012
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bird

n. A synonym for the male genatalia, typically coined by Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys
One time I was making a model and I glued the wing of a B17 bomber to my bird by accident
by cheeseburgerwalrus December 6, 2017
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