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Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 4, 2022
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Banana-ram

When a very obese woman knuckles her vagina in a public place.
Shari has her pants around her ankles in the bar, again. You think she is about to banana-ram? Poor Josh and John have to get the mop out.
by DriftinLuke August 18, 2019
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Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.
-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!
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Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday
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banana sales man

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
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banana bread

Abstract from the "banana bread at work" guy.

A measurement of how good something is.
Example 1
Person 1: Heard you got the new Switch 2. How is it?
Person 2: It's banana bread!

Example 2
Person 1: How's the new job?
Person 2: It's based bro. My team is cool and my boss is banana bread, no cap.
by currently_hangry August 12, 2025
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banana sans

A combination of sans and a banana, living proof that even God is afraid of some things.
FlamingCookies: Banana Sans
GmodBoi: You have doomed us all
by TheEpicGmodBoi (Sans) March 28, 2022
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