The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.
"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."
by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021
A bear gift is when a (male/female = gifter) gifts a female a stuffed bear. Which unknowing or knowing to the Gifter. Gives the opportunity for the recipient to use the stuffed bear to pleasure herself (in a sexual way) which in turn makes her think of the gifter
(Stacy) I got a gift bearer from my boyfriend a few days ago (Emily) oh my God do you have it by your bed( Stacy) yeah ... and I’ve kind of been pretending it’s him and humping it (Emily) damn you got a “bear gift” I wish I would get one
by High thoughts with Dany October 03, 2023
After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming
by Nickly12 March 12, 2022
person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!
person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.
(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.
(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011
When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.
by 420M@n360FU February 05, 2024
A poster on a the best web site online. Most of them are nigger faggots who like to post cartoon polar bears and talk shit about Lizzo.
by WolfgangBlack February 04, 2022
by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022