banana

(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly, but once you get to know them better, they are actually well-intentioned but shy and clumsy, yet trying to help others out.

I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition stems from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

Banana Man

Hopping over on the white hot sand

Do you see Banana Man?

by Think of a name June 21, 2023

Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees

hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.

by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

hang the banana

To have someone put up a credit card for a tab, run up a large bill, and then stick the card holder for the entire bill.

"Billy Ray, if you hang the banana on me at the strip club again, I'm going to kill you. Fair warning."

by bmfjones July 14, 2014

Banana

Nickname of a Brazilian named Ana

"Have you seen Banana?"
"Nah bruh"

by tumadrelmao May 30, 2014

banana

it looks like a fucking dick. Its the best fruit in the world. you can eat it, you can put it up your ass hole och you can suck it

i put my banana in my ass hole every day.

by bobby banana stealer October 15, 2019