1 Can Man

only takes 1 alcoholic beverage to feel the the effect

have you heard about billy he’s a 1 can man

by The leaker February 4, 2025

KitKat (#1 snow hater)

The #1 twitter snow hater (theyre polish)

gay bitches love eating ice cream KitKat (#1 snow hater)

by KitKatFromX January 12, 2024

Mobil 1

A brand of motor oil

From 2023 season onwards, Mobil 1 will partner Red Bull KTM Factory Racing MotoGP team as an official lubricant partner and supplier.

by SPrice1980 February 1, 2023

1.w1n

a very funny tik toker with a lot of followers. though, they should post more often

person 1"hey."
person 2"what?"
person 1"who's that tik toker that has the mello pfp?"
person 2"oh, thats @1.w1n, she is very funny, but i wish they would post more often."

by starlight ghxst July 4, 2021

February 1

Marscela Fernandes Birthdayy!!😱😱

?- Hey what day is it today?
You- February 1
?- OMG ISNT MARCELAS BIRTHDAY?!?
you- YES. THE FACT U HAD TO ASK ME THE DAY IS CRAZY HOW CAN U FORGET FEBRUARY 1 🙎🏻 ♀️!!

by Pjminsgf October 15, 2022

#1 Revealed Trait

A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.

Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

2-1

Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond Haired and Blue Eyed but not the German Kind. They are natural slackers, as they have never done they’re own work before, so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.

‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’

by LoveCraft257 April 29, 2022