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monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG
"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"
by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017
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Poo and pee effect

When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.
Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!

Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.
by Whoopi/Hafner nems April 12, 2022
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Poo

Abby: ‘Have u seen what’s in the toilet?’
Holly: ‘errr yeah it’s a poo!’
by Shinypubes123 October 29, 2019
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Pinky pinky poo poo

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd
by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021
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Poo

Poo well I've had a lot of poos we have

The sparkler: when you release a huge poo that hurts like crazy it made me scream in pain
the sticky: when a poop sticks to your hand and you have to wash it off
the normal: dude it's just a plain poo
The corn: a poo that has corn
The veggies: a poo that has veggie pieces in it
The hot trots: hot diarrhea

The trots: diarrhea

The monster: a poo taller than the toilet water
The green: green poo from food coloring

The bad: poo that is yellow from low bile or from food coloring
The hot trots icky: burning liquid poo that is clear with a brownish tint to it like the sticky poo
Those are just some of the poops I've had
by pookiesgramma July 19, 2017
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Poo

What comes out of your ass crack
I had a poo that came out my ass crack
by I love my nan February 24, 2020
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Poo

Poo is a brown sticky ,hard and soft solid it comes out in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes poo is so big you need an extra flush
Hi did you do big poo in the bathroom

Yeah why

Well you stunk out the bathroom

By Emmi
by poo is the best December 18, 2022
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