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I dOnT HaVe To

Karen: “Let me speak the manger
Cashier: “I dOnT HaVe To
by Moo-se September 15, 2020
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I am Sober

This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...

It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.
Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.
by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021
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Did i ask?

A really stupid phrase 10 year old kids use to basically say “i dont care”. Its rlly over rated as well.
by Simpy_Clayrinse July 14, 2021
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i hate life

by Funtimesareherr September 17, 2020
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I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.
"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"
by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022
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I forgive you

When you give your forgiveness to someone, like a very very close friend...like a 6000-year close kinda friend.
"I...I forgive you"

"...Don´t bother"
by Flan_K0dd September 10, 2023
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i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh
but i lava you :)
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