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Event security guards.

Usually have alleged 'real' wanna be jobs (music industry, acting, athlete, real estate etc. . .) that they couldn't hack it in.

Become part time arm folded dipshit rent a bitches at events thinking they are security. Anybody employed by CSC events staff or the like. Calling themselves supervisors furthers the sadness.
by Loser Police July 8, 2011
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closing bitch

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.
"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"
by Rick Dicknipples March 27, 2007
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Peroxide Bitch

synonomous to peroxide abuser, but taken a step further. These are the orange skinned slutty girls with the huge knockers and bitchy attitudes. You know who I mean.
Me - Dude, I can't believe you're going out with that fucking peroxide bitch.
Friend - LOOK AT HER CANS ZOMG DROOL
by thequickbreathfinisher May 27, 2005
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Really bitch?

A phrase use to express something you can't believe, seen, or heard. Sometimes used for when people cut up in public. Always used in as a question form. Often used with fellow crew members. Originated at Fayetteville State University(North Carolina) by freshmen in Harris Hall.
I know this bitch did not just touch me???? Like.....Really bitch??? Don't fucking touch me!
by TeamHunnies December 7, 2010
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Grammar Bitch

Someone who is overly obsessed with correcting everyone's grammar. Usually to the point of obnoxious, pretentious bitchiness.
"I get sick and tired of the Walmart chick saying "May I help whose next?" every time I go to Walmart.", said the grammar bitch. And at the same time she screams at you for saying you feel good instead of well.
by yazman101 June 24, 2011
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Bitch Period

A period used mainly by girls at the end of a sentence or phrase to emphasize extreme bitchiness. Usually used on instant messangers, texts, or social networking sites.
Girl 1: Hey do you wanna hang out today
Girl 2: No. (bitch period)
by wordmaster99 November 10, 2009
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Snooze a Bitch

When you are having sex and your girl and she starts moaning rhythmically like an alarm clock, so you punch her in the head like a snooze button and knock her the fuck out.
Bro 1 - Last night I got some strange and had to snooze a bitch.

Bro 2 - How long did you snooze?

Bro 1 - Till I came in her fucking nose!
by Rammz September 7, 2012
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