Tyrannosaurus is my mom

Tyrannosaurus is my mom that I cannot I was just like I was just so afraid to go sleep again and again because I cannot was a good day and then she was so excited and I wanna know that she was so excited and I wanna know she is so much better and she was so excited and she was so scared and I wanna was the time she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared she was so excited and she hugged him she hugged you so much and then she hugged me and she told me she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared

"tyrannosaurus is my mom"
"what?"
"that i cannot"

by cerato March 18, 2020

ur mom gorgeous

The ultimate destruction of anyone you use it on, but only on April Fools Day

Bill: hey man! ur mom gorgeous

Joe: Hey, thanks bro, I needed that

Bill: April Fools lol

Joe: *dies*

Bill: ha ha lol

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) May 24, 2018

Ur mom is simon

Im testing this

I like Ur mom is simon

by anonymous April 25, 2022

pimp mom's ride

A person who doesn't own a vehichle of there own but decorates their mom's as if they owned it.

Pimp mom's ride is what you do when you can't afford your own car.

by Rob Krbavac July 20, 2008

mom burn

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.

girl: i'm so smart, i can spell better than my friend

friends mom: yeah, well, he can speak french

girl: ouch, that was a total mom burn. i've been taking french lessons twice a week for two years and still can't speak french

by observatori March 31, 2007

your moms a pancake

phrase commonly quoted by a certain group of friends to remember the person who originally said it.

Brent: "hey ashley, do you miss craig."

Ashley: "your moms a pancake!"

Brent: rofl "i know me too"

by rockmyworldaway August 16, 2008

Dead Mom Kid

A Dead Mom Kid is a person who takes what was intended to be a lighthearted, funny, stupid, and/or silly joke or moment and suddenly makes it awkward and serious by bringing up really personal details about themselves that you would figure to be something they want to keep in their private lives. Often times they do this very casually or try to talk about it like it's funny and you suddenly don't know what to say to them other than "that sucks" or "wow I'm sorry" to be polite. Often accompanied with trying to disengage oneself from the situation by means of excuse accompanied with a silent vow to never speak to said person again.

This most commonly happens when someone makes a casual "your mom" joke and the receiver of the joke responds with something along the lines of "My mom is dead" whether the joke was meant to be offensive or not.

Remember kids: Don't be the dead mom kid.

by Ikesorea January 13, 2011