hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.

*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"

by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017

poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.

‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’

by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021

Poo

A very delicious item

Hey brother you want some poo

by Lala poo March 16, 2021

Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 8, 2010

Poo poo man

Being nothing and having very little of anything

I remember when Dave was a poo poo man and drive a poo car

by Troubles February 20, 2021

Poo Poo Soul

someone who is good or bad.
if is a Poo Poo Soul over 10, then is bad
if is a Poo Poo Soul under 10, then is good
Although saying Poo Poo Soul to someone can mean they are bad

Ay naku Jennifer, you are a Poo Poo Soul!

by fish n' chips May 4, 2019

Ashie poo

A variation of Asher, commonly found chilling with his alien overlord girlfriend. Also homiesexual.

Have you seen the Ashie poo fan page?

by StephenIsVeryHot March 28, 2022