middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.

He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.

by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

carencro middle school

all the teachers are fuck ass dick riders all the students suck dick and all the sport teams over here are shit 🖕🏽

shaqueefa: you rock wit carencro middle school?
daquaviontaviousrontraviousen IV: fuck no bitch

by monster 🍑 November 18, 2022

Middle School

A place where all of your friends fuck the literal shit out of each other. If only you were part of that bigass orgy pile.

Dam nigga don't you remembah middle school? That was sum messed up fucken shizzle mah man.

by edgelord666 April 6, 2017

Chaboya Middle School

All the fuckin Most "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing" kids go here. The moment you go to this school you are "condemned" "Retarded and |Menacing unpreposessing" and ur whole family tree is "nonexistent."

CMS kid before graduating: Lets go to "Chaboya Middle School" I want to get all them "hot cheeto girls" and be gangster on jah.
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."

by Grandpa Joe. November 21, 2021

Cockeysville Middle

Better than the rest, I mean it has better dances than most school, great test scores, and they're really good at separating the dumbs, and the smarts apart from eachother, when people say we have ugly lockers.. well look at ridgley they have HALF the size of our lockers, plus! who cares about the lockers! Lol! We also have no windows because we don't need to look outside 24/7. We have some really cool teachers too. The people also take care of everything fast. We have pretty cool yearbooks, hardcover and colored. We prettymuch rock. I mean, you know those things comparing ridgley and cms, well not everyone had gone to both for school. I have atleast 5 friends that have gone to both schools and guess what, they have ALL said cms is better and could name billions of reasons. In that case, cms is the best. WHOOP

cockeysville middle is better, you have to admit it. I mean really.

by cockeysville middle school June 15, 2012

Middle School

Middle school is a place that many teenagers from 7th to 8th get tortured for 2 years. The hormones cause boys to become perverts and girls to become bossy. Its a place that you have to deal with for 730 days. You also get more homework than in high school and forced to carry a binder for every class causing you to get bullied by the popular skater boys and vsco girls. Everyone is constantly striving to become popular if not, you will be doomed for two whole years. You are inside a building with 230 hormonal horny 12-13 year olds. This is anyone's worst nightmare. Teachers become really cold and mean. Boys only want to date because of their hormones causing them to want to get inside your shirt and breakup with you after 3 days. Girls start hating on each other and competing whether who is skinnier or thicker. Boys body shame skinny girls. Your basically in a room with 230 horny, immature, depressed teens. In high school everyone's hormones get calmer and start being less mean.

Middle School "Girl:hey mom a boy called me ugly"
Mom: "you do you
Girl: "ok" face turn into utter disappointment.

by jojopose April 11, 2021