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TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.
Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.
nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.
Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.
Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!? by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."
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