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smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
by smegwich February 26, 2023
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Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.
Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating
by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025
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Eating The Lawn

To go somewhere/ do something else or something important that you cannot name
P1: "Yo dude you wanna go do something tommorow"
P2: "Can't bro im Eating The Lawn"
by CharaJayz July 30, 2025
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EAT

Girl1:i wanna eat something

Girl2:I WANNA CONSUME SOMETHING
by Why just why April 3, 2019
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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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eating good

Referring to fans. When their favorite character or show gets new content and suddenly gets a lot of attention on social media as a result.
Person 1: "Attack on Titan final episode releases on March 3rd. People are hyped"
Person 2: "damn, AoT fans are eating good"
by xpvssySlayr69x July 9, 2024
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