douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.

" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."

by tomowlss January 10, 2014

Douche using the word fag

A super insecure douche that still uses the word "fag/faggot" in 2016. Like really?😂 Grow up.

Don't be a douche using the word fag dude

by Awesome girl 28273828 May 24, 2016

Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021

dingal douch

When you poop your pants and don't feel it and it drys.

He had a dingal douch and didn't find out till we got to the movies.

by andrew r bryant April 15, 2008

douche

French for shower.

J'ai besoin de la douche. (I need a shower.)

by pdi July 13, 2009

douche

(noun) slang, generally used to describe an annoying, useless waste of space

that guy sporting a popped collar is such a douche; or that nabaztag, is a douche.

by gollumullog August 31, 2010

Douche

A douche is both arrogant and stupid, but he is neither disingenuous nor abrasive. Due to his stupidity, a douche is always unaware that he is a douche.

Brian Willaims is a douche.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020