The sister of the dirty sanchez. During sex, when the male licks or kisses the butt of the female, then comes up to kiss her on the mouth. Usually not appreciated.
by blavatsky January 31, 2005
by kevin simpsons May 05, 2006
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
by d mite November 03, 2007
Wearing only a football helmet while dead horsing a girl passed out on the couch after a late night dance party
by Rooms July 22, 2006
When a seriously inebriated male (usually almost to the point of alcohol poisoning) vomits all over the head of a girl performing oral sex on him. Also known as a "peurto rican bath."
by Chuck the Jay November 03, 2006
by Texas Red March 13, 2009
To properly execute the dirty bomb, one must deficate on their partner's face from a vertical distance of no less than 6 feet.
"Yesterday, I dropped this wet-ass dirty bomb on this bitch's face from the top of the fridge; I was like 'bombs away bitch!!'"
by Double T, Mad Humper, and Big A May 23, 2004