this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

Conner Dead

When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.

Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"

Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"

by Conner Dead January 11, 2020

Henry Dead

Inventor of Death when he attempted to cure himself lung disease by water boarding himself while going to sleep

You just got Henry Dead’d xd

by OBAMA2009 August 26, 2025

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

Dead Meat

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.

"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".

by Funguy68 May 3, 2023

half dead

What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!

You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!

by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024

I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024