A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Crystal and The Bearmug. Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022
Get the Essex Bearmug. A dead meme from 2016 from 9GAG and it died realy early...
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.
Beginner: Shit, I need armour! Oh look, a paper armour! I take it!
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck
by ElvinosDelfinos December 12, 2016
Get the Noob Bearmug. by Trooper Thorn May 5, 2021
Get the bear getting honeymug. The most beautifulest girl that u could ever meat, she’s funny and definitely good to cuddle with and she’s a strong and independent women who is took in by the best Jeremiah
by Springful1020 October 12, 2019
Get the Ava bear Clarkmug. Mysterious bear, similar to a black bear, that sneaks up on unsuspecting children and taps their shoulder before quickly disappearing. Rumor has it that if there is nowhere for them to hide, they can vanish into thin air.
by Trizzlegrizzle April 25, 2021
Get the Tennessee Tapping Bearmug. The person who is younger than a bear, but skinnier than a bear cub. Definitely not an otter or a baby otter
by nyuszmusz November 6, 2023
Get the skinny bear cubmug.