sad as fuck

S_A_F

Damn! That's sad as fuck.

by tlcney August 9, 2017

Closure Fuck

when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck

"Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."

by haleyohbaby June 15, 2018

Hug Fuck

To hug someone with all of the passion of sex without actually fucking them.

My girlfriend is so cute that I sometimes just want to hug fuck her.

by Samuel Bowers May 1, 2017

Photo fuck

Person who is a "hipster" wannabe that takes way too many pictures that have no meaning.

There are way too many photo fucks in this coffee shop.

by Evelyn&Denise May 15, 2016

poor as fuck

The state of having so little money that you don't even live paycheck to paycheck; you live paycheck to a week before the next paycheck.

Also defined as completely not having enough money to pay necessary bills, yet being very much employed.

"Oh hey there! Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to lunch the other day. Had to donate plasma again to pay my phone bill...and get gas. Had just enough left over to get two McChickens! Two!!"
This bitch is poor as fuck.

by Skittles24 May 8, 2016

Moose Fuck

To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.

I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.

I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.

by sarcasticjew March 9, 2011

Fuck Pond

A Jacuzzi or hot tub.

Usually private or isolated and set into the ground or concrete as opposed to a portable type hot tub, but can be any kind.

Also can specifically refer to a public hot tub that is closed at a certain time, after the hours that its open to the residents.

Frequently used in terms of proposing to have sex in a jacuzzi or hot tub, but can be used as a simple noun.

At night, after everything at the University closed, sophomores would often sneak down to the fuck pond so they wouldn't bother their roommates while they were studying.

When Paul would pick up a girl at the bar, he would take them back to his apartment building's fuck pond.

After we get back from the movies, I was thinking of coming over to your place and using your fuck pond.

by Sonthert August 5, 2011