bird turd

a fucking dumb bo.

"bro he is such a bird turd"

by catmaster65 January 20, 2023

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

Baby bird

When a woman rides a man, and the man ejaculates into the women’s vagina. Then the woman stands and squats over the man’s mouth. Squeezing out the cum so that it falls into his mouth.

Much in the same way that baby birds are fed.

I came so hard and then she baby birdied me

by Jmoooooooo1221 January 17, 2024

Free Birds

The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.

When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds

by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

Bird Snap

To walk up to a pin bitch and wack their cock with a grinder

If you are pin nash will give you a bird snap

by Scarredforlife65 June 27, 2016

shot bird

Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.

Naw bro Mike is a shot bird. That's how he hooked up with Bethany

by Whisper crew May 3, 2020