Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.

Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.

by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021

taco cleanse

To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse

by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017

Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.

She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .

by High coyote May 6, 2018

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Taco

Another word for top coat. Usually in the form of nail polish.

Person 1: Now we gotta add our glossy taco

Person 2: Taco?

Person 1: Like a top coat for your nails. A glossy taco or a holo taco.

Person 3: Yeah I cant believe you didn’t know that. God Karen you’re so stupid.

Person 2: Sorry.

by Resting_bitch_face133 May 30, 2018

Glossy Taco

Glossy Top Coat (Nails)

Now we add a glossy taco because we're gunna add nail vinyls next!

by DemonChild7748 April 18, 2018