Holiday Rules

An agreement within a relationship to not be exclusive while on vacation.

"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"

by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023

Rule 3

Rule Three of the Internet:

We are Anonymous

"Who are you?"
"Rule 3"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

the self-aware rule

When a character becomes self-aware if it is public on there will be one comment like someone get the mind eraser or execute protocol Instert number of volume,section,page or a combination of 2 or 3 of those

Instert character here is self-aware the self-aware rule enabled

by Protocols May 25, 2023

snack rule

Gay

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that

by Yoitshypermanset December 3, 2019

SPV Rule

whenever combining multiple colors together (i.e. painting), you are likely to be subjected to the SPV rule. That is to say that the resulting color will either look like shit, piss, or vomit.

Guy A: I was painting something the other day, and when I combined black, yellow, and red it kind of looked like--
Guy B:--shit. Yeah, I know. That's part of the SPV Rule.

by uhnororo January 8, 2011

Parisi Rule

If you do parisi then you are gay.

The Parisi rule states that if you go there you are gay.

by Justin Fontana January 22, 2019

The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.

"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"

by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021