Actually happened, Santa Cruz:
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
by Rev Modé November 24, 2021

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.
by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019

1) A call by a raven to challenge the dominance of another raven.
2) The largest stress inducer for female ravens.
2) The largest stress inducer for female ravens.
by BLUE WHALE!!!! January 26, 2021

The act of sneaking closely up behind someone and exhaling a deep breath of hot air into their hair. Usually done to a coworker in an office environment but also appropriate in situations where there are people to witness the act.
by Flying Bacon March 23, 2017

The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.
Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.
by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017

A fake hair style, made popular by middle-age men, who are not accepting their male-patterned baldness but instead, insist their impending baldness is a hair style.
Jim: Wow, Mike, you are really starting to go bald!
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
by B-gas Scott February 15, 2024

Ejecting a top tier level of ejaculation up the nostril, in an attempt to clear the sinus of blockage.
by Nalkrat0 February 10, 2024
