grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

wearing my rolex

When a girl is really into you, she is (figuritivley) wearing your rolex.

Andrew: Man, that girl wants you.
Mitch: Yeah boiii, she is definitly wearing my rolex.

by mitch dawwwg July 27, 2008

Oh My Sac

A declaration of deep male rage, usually said out loud in a whispered scream; emphasis and lengthening on "Sac". "Sac" in "Oh My Sac" refers to the scrotum, however, females may exclaim "Oh My Sac" with the understanding that their scrotum is proverbial, and lasts merely for the duration of the phrase.

The car in front of me hesitated too long and the traffic light turned back to red. "Oh My Sac!"

by Deanius October 12, 2008

my drunk kitchen

My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.

Did you see hannah hart make taccos on My Drunk kitchen ???

by Optimistic Banana January 9, 2015

oh my pussy

A popular term used by a Youtube sensation, Danny Duncan. Danny is popular among high school teens. He has even went as far as to making tee shirts with the phrase “ohhh my pussy” on them. He is a lovely human being.

Gary: Have you heard of danny duncan??
Winthorp: Oh my pussy

by H69P June 12, 2018

My kind of woman

My kind of woman

A beautiful song Jack sings to his soul mate Heather.

You’re my, my, my, my kind of woman

by Foreverx June 20, 2018

Broke my heart

When youre heart is literally broken or myocardial infarction.

I cant believe stacey broke my heart or was it the 34 donuts i ate today?

by Tryin to fly to marz barz May 23, 2018