don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

Kiss ass

Someone who's go to social skill is to call everybody they meet sir.

Kiss ass- I'm just trying to be respectful, sir.
Guy- You're kissing ass again. Quit kissing my ass, I got a name too.

by Solid Mantis July 26, 2019

rainbow kiss

A rainbow kiss is what you call when someone performs oral sex on a girl going through menstruation, then proceeds to kiss her.

Friend 1: last night was so weird

Friend 2: didn't you have Jeremy come over?
Friend 1: yeah, he gave me a rainbow kiss

by Auburn_Loser April 21, 2021

Church-Kiss

a quick kiss, without tongue. usually fast, mindless lip brushes.

the kind of kiss you exchange with a family member, friend, or someone you kiss so often that it becomes a habit.

He gave her a Church-Kiss in front of his moms; but that side-bitch had just spent the night!

by Mad-Dog M June 11, 2020

Modest Swiss kiss

To lick ones noes

She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss

by Lilmsh January 20, 2022

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024