Hot Bristol

The British version of a Cleveland Steamer.

Can you believe it? He dropped his pants in the middle of the street and dispatched a Hot Bristol right on that poor guy's face! He'll be tasting it for days!

by Enverex August 13, 2018

Hot Squat

Using the guest Wi-Fi being broadcast from the restaurant downstairs, without making a purchase. Extra bonus points for downloading as many xrated videos as you can while slowing down the network.

I have to log onto the Wi-Fi Hot Squat and check my email.

by johnny Malibu September 26, 2018

Hot Hines

A sex act between two or more people that involves defecating on one another's chests and smearing feces on each other.

Guy 1 "Hey Yum Yum, how 'bout giving me a Hot Hines bro."
Guy 2 "Will do Doink, one Hot Hines coming up. Warning, I hope you don't have a nut allergy."

by Hot for teacher 77 May 30, 2018

Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Hot Cosby

When u try n rape or drug someone unwillgly like bill Cosby ahahaaaaa but thats not funny

Man this asshole tried to bust a hot Cosby on my girl bro but I beat his ass rite quick brah or he tried to hot Cosby me

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

Hot as hell

BEING IN HELL SOOO HOT

I AM AS HOT AS HELL, SOMEONE TURN THE COLD AS HEAVEN ON

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

hot mess

Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.

Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess

by MadPseudoScientist August 18, 2022