man cake

A mans unit or also otherwise known as his "junk"

"if you dont like it then you can suck my man cake"

by nowayofdeath October 1, 2011

Flounder Cake

Flamboyant, Flaming, fruit cake like man.

When he dressed like Nicki Minaj he looked like a flounder cake.

by Vladious October 31, 2011

Cupcake Caked

Verb; Male: Multiple cream pies to the face on a heave set girl (Girl with muffin top)

Verb: Female; When a heavey female rides a skinny white male and frosts him with her chocolate frosting (bowl movment) and comes at the same time. Creating a swirl frosting effect. Aka Cinnabun

"I would totally cupcake caked on that beefalow right there"

"Hey bro, you wanna cupcake cake that chick with her muffin top hanging out??"

by The_Aloricans January 10, 2012

Norwegian Cake

When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.

Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!

by Peteyg2012 January 11, 2012

Jaw-cake

A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.

My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.

by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012

Victory Cake

Victory Cake is a term that refers to any and all desserts that are eaten in celebration of or in anticipation for an event. Victory Cake may reference cakes, pies, smoothies, milk shakes, and cookies among hundreds of other options. Sometimes no special occasion demands the need for Victory Cake.

Guy: Wow that test was hard, better get some Victory Cake
Girl: I'm not pregnant, Victory Cake time!

by Paul Sack February 12, 2013

Nouveau cake

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.

Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"

Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"

by Old cake May 13, 2013