middle ball

1. Refers to the testicles see third nut

2. Use in place of get fucked or any other derogeratory terms you ususally prefer

3. Use it for someone who has a lot of courage; when in disbelief of someone's claim; when you when the lottery; when receiving bad customer service...

I'm not paying that much! Suck my middle ball!

by LollieE March 26, 2007

Balls Hampton

1. A stage named used by Eerk of Black Gunion Fame when he is out on the prowl for women with low self esteem and weight issues.

2. A Rich playboy alter ego used by Eerk of Eerk and Jerk Productions. (Black Gunion, Right Angle Records)

1.You: Hey are you Eerk?
Eerk: (looks around) I know you aint talkin to me, I'm Balls Hampton!!!

2.Sup Bitch?! Come fuck wit cha boi, Balls Hampton!

by GGR August 9, 2007

ball of gayness

derogatory. used to describe a person who is extremely gay.

Dillon was such a complete ball of gayness at the party last night

by fellowshipfan16 March 9, 2008

scary as balls

Exceptionally scary.

It was scary as balls when your dad walked in on your mom and I in bed.

by David P Wright March 13, 2008

ball wofter

someone who wofts balls in their mouth

wow! Randi is the ball wofter of the century, look how she wofts those balls in her mouth.

by doo doo head January 29, 2008

ball cancered

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

by flatcurve February 16, 2009

Smart balls

A kinky sex toy, that is inserted in the ass or the vaginal area.

yo chris can I borrow some smart balls I goig to have an erotic night with my girlfriends sister

by yo momma hoeeeeee March 5, 2009