A typically used word when your mate gets pissed and drunk texts you without giving any context at all. This word means absolutely nothing besides a drunk idiot trying to spell.
by Crusty finger February 15, 2020
Get the Bag submug. Something you carry around with you to help or heal people. But you only choose to use it if necessary. Unfortunately I lost mine...
Person 1: Damn it I lost the duel! Why you use meta? blah blah blah
Person 2: Sorry I can't find my bag of fucks.
Person 2: Sorry I can't find my bag of fucks.
by TheWhiteBowser November 6, 2016
Get the bag of fucksmug. Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug. A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 4, 2012
Get the d-bagmug. Man, I went home last night and watched the Big Bang theory and got big bagged. By the end of the bottle I was reciting the periodic table and quoting Aristotle.
by ranman232323 September 22, 2014
Get the Big baggedmug. A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016
Get the sponge bagmug. Person 1: Roll Down the window so I can toss this ash out
Person 2 : Just put it in the Cash Bag and we can throw it out later.
Person 2 : Just put it in the Cash Bag and we can throw it out later.
by thedankbank December 2, 2010
Get the Cash Bagmug.