by Cbisgreat May 21, 2021

Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.
by panko1 April 24, 2023

Alex, the one guy in the group that doesn't say "no homo". He constantly questions his sexuality. He loves anime and enjoys cosplaying as a female character. He is offended very quickly and is a Reddit admin or a frequent Redditor. He tends to be overly gay and make many jokes that make you question your life. He calls himself the sexiest guy in the room and rubbernecks at men without shirts. He is able to spot any shirtless or naked man from a ten-mile radius.
Ben: Have you seen the video of that football player running a 4.2 second 40-yard dash?
Alex: Yeah! He's very sexy!
Everyone else:...
awkward silence
Alex: Yeah! He's very sexy!
Everyone else:...
awkward silence
by Dr. Ildo October 30, 2020

alex is super funny and you'll never get bored of hanging out with her. when you're sad, alex is quick to cheer you up with her witty humor and comforting smile. shes super sweet & never judges you no matter what. when you have a problem, you can always go to alex to solve it because she doesn't push your struggles to the side or belittle them. shes the best ever, love u alex 💞
by han jisung #1 fan April 18, 2024

Guy 1: "Damn, would you look at that fatty!"
Guy 2: "Oh my gosh, that big fat fucking horse over there? I see it!"
Alex: "I'm so fat!"
Guy 2: "Oh my gosh, that big fat fucking horse over there? I see it!"
Alex: "I'm so fat!"
by Minecraftkid65432 October 10, 2018

Usually a mexican drug dealer known for selling carts to 7th graders and eating tacos. He likes to play soccer and says the n word more often then he goes to class. He is like this because when he was just a little burrito, he was dropped over the border which helped him lose his eye sight. Now he lives as a four eyed fuck and his very existence breaks the stereotype that all people with glasses are smart.
by Uncle Tes April 22, 2022
