by Rebeccrackhead November 30, 2020

November 1st of every year we celebrate Leave Your Parents Alone Day. The kids have a ton of candy, TV and video games. They do not need a nutritious dinner for once. Parents are allowed to do anything they want to, including participating in eating candy, watching TV and playing video games. Kids are not allowed to fight, or everything gets taken away from all of the kids (even the innocent ones), and they are sent into solitary confinement for the remainder of the day.
by Knehigh November 1, 2019

When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024

A scale used for transgender that were originally men and are now woman, used to rate them by attractiveness.
Bob- Hey Jerry, what do you think of Caitlyn Jenner?
Jerry- On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, she's like a 0.1.
Jerry- On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, she's like a 0.1.
by Rushhoodlum September 3, 2016

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020

by irieomgfunny/面白い January 13, 2022

“I’ve gotta take a number 1” means you have to use one of your bodies dispenser areas which is only done by taking a piss a “number 2” means obviously you use” 2” of them as the average person usually pees and poops at the same time
by Urbanblackuser February 14, 2022
