Rule 1069

If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal

Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins

Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude

by Rock Guy 133 May 27, 2024

Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

by Sunaarin August 04, 2023

Rule Number One

$Always look cool." Invented and written originally by Ardicio Galvao.

What is rule number one?

by Rfail1988 January 20, 2020

Rule 1969

For every cool thing in pop culture, there is a lesser, worse Christian version of it.

In the '80s, two of the most popular heavy metal groups were Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. At the same time Whitecross and Stryper were two Christian bands who were watered down, worse versions of heavy metal hereby confirming Rule 1969.

by bvb1123 February 16, 2025

Parisi Rule

If you do parisi then you are gay.

The Parisi rule states that if you go there you are gay.

by Justin Fontana January 22, 2019

fight rule creep

A person who walks around asking people about fight rule.

Did you see Doug being a fight rule creep?

by leaf lover June 07, 2024

Hoodie Rule

You get one letter spelling difference when you weren’t circumcised. It’s called the hoodie rule.

"You misspelled Gees!"
"It's OK. I am not circumcised, I get the hoodie rule!"

by LiveTwizzle July 20, 2022