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Von Biesmark's law

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.
I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.
by sedclev April 17, 2017
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Youngs law

Young's law states whoever responds to any statement with the difference between your and you're during a debate.loses the debate and has most likely said something stupid,but still needs to feel smart.
Jon:Your dense, there is no difference between sub and dub people can watch what they like.

Tim:I'm not too dense to know the difference between your and you're. Hint: you used the wrong one.
In this example Tim had no come back that wouldn't sound stupid so he went for the I win and am smart your you're correction,but in reality youngs law goes into effect and tim has lost the debate and has nothing smart worth adding.
by Imzays April 1, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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great-great-grandnibling-in-law

1- Great-great-grandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandnibling.
My great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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step-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's spouse.
step-co-sibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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law snit

A law suit filed in lieu of a temper tantrum.
Frustrated by her ineffectualness, and hamstringed by her ineptitude and paltry education, she lashed out with a law snit.
by Pachycereus Pringlei March 31, 2008
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Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT
Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?
by Pukini March 7, 2022
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