Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.

(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten

by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011

raped your feelings

When someone uses you for there own personal use and doesn't care about your feelings or well being as long as they get what they want it's all good. And don't think they care about you cause they don't your only a stepping stone for them....you should just walk away!

Matt: dude you ok?
Chris: no man I'm not!
Matt: sorry that bitch raped your feelings, she's a cunt fuck her!!!
Chris: yeah dirty married whore.....

by pain666 June 28, 2011

chip rape

Chip Raping is where you shove chips down your friends cleavage.

I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.

Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy

by Spazninja July 5, 2011

Palm Raping

palm raping
adj. (p-al-m, Rap-ing)

When someone goes to give you a high five u slap there palm with your penis instead of the hand, without there concent.

Jack Palm Raped his mate when he offered a high five.
Im going to go palm Raping this evening

by sven swedish October 20, 2011

Search Raping

The act of dominating Search and Destroy on Call of Duty over multiple games. In which people are rage quitting because you are ultimately making them look like pieces of shit on COD.

Last night me and my clan were search raping some bitches on COD.

by heolis October 1, 2011