juicy poos

The consistency of the fecal content one excretes during submitting themselves to a juice cleanse. Aka: very expensive poos.

Her: "Girl, I've been drinking vegetables for days."
She: "Oh girl, you better have Mr. Clean on standby after your days of juicy poos."

by Dive Master February 09, 2017

peeping poo

A literal poo that peeps at you. Often found hiding in the crevices of one's butt cheeks. Reminiscent of a turtle's head.

Mike: "Hey have you ever had a peeping poo?" Glasfish: "Hell yeah dude, get them all the time"

by poonmachine September 12, 2020

Winkie Poo

To wink in a flirty way.

The cat had did a winkie poo to Alan.

by mehew December 18, 2021

Drug poo

Poop that you eat to save your life carried by all Americans. Men and boys from birth carry drug poo.
Chemically enhanced poop carried from birth that'll save you from withdrawal and dts

Eat that drug poo. Make sure you include a blowjob.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

mighty poo

loud. very loud. Diarrhea-related.

"Whoa, John must have just had a Mighty Poo in there."

by Blaze Gardener March 31, 2023

Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.

"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."

by MickTheSick September 22, 2011

tac-poo

One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of the boat.

Sorry I'm a bit late lads. I was having a tac-poo. Jeez, after I released that behemoth, I can tell you the boat is much lighter now!

by R Botak July 28, 2024