Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

penis cummer

a person who lurks under boys beds and cuts a hole under there ass and get to the dick to lick

jacks dick was gone the next day he saw it was the penis cummer...

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.

by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Penis skin

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east

Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend

Me: Penis monster 👻
Friend: wtf is wrong with you

by Geeesty October 15, 2021

Scaly Penis

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021

Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021