Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!

Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?

by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021

Stench bum

When your bum produces sweat and smell from a warm surface

Mary, my you have quite a stench bum

by Ashenangelone February 1, 2019

Bum Whop

To have anal sex.

"Me and April did the bum whop last night"

by Dill Wum December 2, 2009

Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience

Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.

by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021

Bum Crease

Bum Crease is used to describe someone who usually smells Like shit or just really musty in general.

Bro, this guy Daniel fam, he smells like Bum Crease

by Candicesugondese May 1, 2021

Ur a bum bag

A bum bag is a fat retarded kid

Me : Joshua ur a bum bag
Mike Hunt : ikr he really is

by Northstar56 November 8, 2019

bum in the butter

To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.

Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.

So he's got his bum in the butter, again.

by Shuaman October 24, 2018