If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.
"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
by Waverunner December 12, 2020

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023


The Rule of Razz states the following: "If only one person in a heterosexual relationship is overweight, it is the female".
Frede: "Man, I don't understand why he wants to be with her.."
Cole: "Yeah dude, it's like totally the Law of Razz!"
Cole: "Yeah dude, it's like totally the Law of Razz!"
by dascoolword December 19, 2017

Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
by no good names work October 9, 2021

When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group
Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics
Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020
