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John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
by Shhdhs February 5, 2020
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John Cris Munsayac

Verb. An act of being friendzone by his/her love ones.

Adj. A good person who always received nothing after he/she give everything.
Ex. If you fell inlove with your friend you will become John Cris Munsayac
by Dr. Richer Witchcraft April 2, 2020
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John l. Costly

The school where all hoes go to and niggias be gay !
John l. costly is Trashy ass school
by Justdatbit17 May 5, 2020
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John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)
Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"
by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020
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king john school

if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers
by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020
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john henry holliday

John Henry Holliday is handsome gentleman, sophisticated and highly educated. He lives a simple, yet refined lifestyle.
He is a real man... just like John Henry Holliday.
by J.H.Holliday April 1, 2023
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John him off

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.
My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.
by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023
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