Calico jack

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere

Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss

by Bob Saget February 14, 2017

jack rudolphe

has the biggest dick in the world and can slay all the woman in the world

jack rudolphe has the biggest dick

by jackednz May 22, 2016

zack and jack

Two guys that happen to be best friends but are complete opposites, only date hoes and act like mild fuckboys but claim they are not. They break girls hearts and are over them the next day. They throw around the word "love" and bring a rubber whenever they see a good ass. They are commonly popular, because people think they are funny. Names are also replaceable with other fuckboy and basic white boy names

" Did you hear Zack and Jack eiffel towered (enter slutty name) last night? Wait, isn't Zack dating (enter slutty name)? yep."

by spritecranberry.net January 27, 2018

jack gang

A group of men wanking

Hey man, what are you doing this weekend? I'm joining the jack gang.

by Just Some Random AMC customer February 7, 2018

rosie and jack

The most amazing couple ever! Even though Jack doesn't confirm his love for her , they still are perfect together.

Josh:
You and Jack would make a perfect couple! Rosie and Jack.

by CrushedGuitarist45 January 1, 2017

Dook jacking

The act of masturbating while fingering your own asshole.

I was Dook Jacking last night and accidentally Shit in my hand

by Dook boi January 31, 2017

jack wood

A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.

That guy jack wood likes dick.

by Bradyhuch December 4, 2019