eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up

Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏

by Ur Dic Teacher March 8, 2024

Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Best sentance ever

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"

by Nethamer October 4, 2020

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

eating out on a thursday

giving a woman oral pleasure

Matt: Me and Sandra are eating out on a Thursday tonight ;))

Carl: But it’s a Tuesday?

by thursdayscranner May 19, 2020

eats

food or snacks.

"people would stop for soft drinks or eats"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

Eat

Food

Eat rn

by Sfgae.fan March 21, 2021