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slop dick

The slimy, slug like state of your taliwacker after engaging in dirty raw sex over a long period of time. It is caused by vaginal secretion and leaves a thick film on your cock that smells similar to the atlantic ocean at low tide.
The morning after Kimbo Slice gave Elizabeth a good raw vagina pounding for several passionate hours, Elizabeth turned to him, saw his slimy hog stuck to the side of his leg and said "Damn Kimbo, your slop dick smelled so bad that I couldnt even sleep all night".
by Scottmikie9 November 24, 2006
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Dick Roll

"Dick Roll" is derived from the worldwide internet prank known as the "Rick Roll" where a video would be posted claiming to be something interesting when it is actually the music video "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. A "Dick Roll" describes the situation in which a someone highly suggests a friend or acquantaince of the opposite sex for you to date, only to realize that the said person is hilariously unattractive. Such a situation occurs often either as a cruel joke, or as an attempt to complete a double or group date.
1. Guy A- "Dude, I have this hot new neighbor across the street who's single and looking, you should take her to a movie sometime."
Guy B- "Hell Yea!"
...Later...
Guy B- "You asshole that bitch was ugly as hell"
Guy A- "YOU GOT DICK ROLL'D"

2. Girl- "Hey! my roomate really wants to get to know you she's seen you on campus a few times. She's really really sweet and beautiful too! I KNOW! We should all go to that concert coming up that my boyfriend's taking me to! Oh my god that'll be so fun!"
Guy- "Cool"
...Later...
Girl- "Soooooo player how did you like my roomate? (hee hee)"
Guy- You totally Dick Rolled me.
by Aaronius8 August 23, 2009
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dick scampi

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female
welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.
by sergio o May 16, 2007
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dick cheney

An old man, currently Vice President of the US, who enjoys shooting innocent 78-year-old men in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?"

Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?"

Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."
by SumGuyInGA September 12, 2006
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King Dick

The "bees knees". The greatest. Man with a successful record in shagging.

A brand of spanner or wrench. (Mentioned in the film 'The World's fastest Indian' by Sir Anthony Hopkins who plays Burt Munro).

A large tool.
That guy from Meir Park thinks he's King Dick!

I've lost my King Dick so how am I going to remove these nuts?

Look at the size of my king Dick!
by Paul Bell August 11, 2006
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Baby Dicked

Having a penis the size of a baby's. The verb form of baby dick.
My girlfriend tells her friends that I'm baby dicked.
by Cocktail Sauce #0 April 16, 2009
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dick fart

Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.
Oh man, Harry! The other day I dick farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! Arrg! I'm a pirate!
by LSDrew April 16, 2007
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