the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2014

hog bush

Hog bush is when a male eats out a female with a big bush and oinks into her pussy.

Amy's pussy was so furry, I had to hog bush that snatch.

by the tea bagger April 14, 2014

Aight bush

Aight bish with autocorrect

Friend: you need to fuck off
You: aight bush
Friend: bitch did you just call me a bush
This is how friendships end.

by Thebiggestasseater February 10, 2019

Bush Piggy

Australian slut

(Someone who is a slut and lives in Australia)

Abbey-"OMG look how short her shorts are!"

Nikki-"What a bush piggy!"

by AmericatoAustralia December 9, 2013

gingky bush

Off the beaten path where one should not be driving a vehicle.

The guy was driving to fast and ended up in the gingky bush.

by Iceband January 28, 2017

George Bush

My father who was a president but did cause 9-11 but all good.

George Bush is my father.

by Ur mom's mom's v-card October 20, 2018

cherry bush

when a guy (or girl) pops your cherry during a hook up. after he (or she) pops your cherry you bleed for a day or 2. a cherry bush is when the blood goes into your pubes and dries so it cant be washed out.

“while we were hooking up he popped my
cherry and now i have a cherry bush”

by narwhalerin June 27, 2018