Town bum

A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis

Grace and max are such town bums to the point it’s become there home

by bitchgetter123 April 10, 2022

Bum Day

On Oct.16 everyone must wear a hoodie & joggers with slides

Yo tmr is bum day? you dressing like a bum ?

by travisscoot October 15, 2020

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

by King_rar March 8, 2025

bene bum

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.

They see the benefit as a life plan.

"oiii she's such a bene bum"

"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"

"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"

Friends talking about someone on the bene

by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025

bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

sooky bum

When hallucination kicks in and you think people are throwing rocks at you so you blow up like a little sooky bum

Stop throwing rocks at me cunt im a sooky bum

by Jerrycan1 October 28, 2021