Twin Bear Snowdragon

When your roomie from the stabbin’ cabin is giving you a blowjob, as soon as you cum in his mouth you would yell, "I HAVE GAY AIDS!!", then the cum comes out his nose making him a Twin Bear Snowdragon.
Dude, yesterday I gave Sharteen a Twin Bear Snowdragon !

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Dude I gave both Gayberry and Jizzy an Twin Bear Snowdragon in one night!
by Fishing Trip June 12, 2021
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Poala Bear

A mix between a polar bear and a Koala bear.
Mama polar bear got horny and Mr. Koala rammed her and created the Poala Bear.
by torosolano May 13, 2013
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Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.
Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?
by SpongyRavioli October 04, 2020
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No Bears

Statement made as common courtesy after passing gas in a wooded, outdoors environment, usually when hiking. The phrase not only alerts fellow hikers to the flatulence, but also assures the group that a nearby bear did not make the sound.
Friend: *farts* No Bears!
Me: Thanks for the heads up dude, but what did you eat last night?
by bloodvyper August 08, 2021
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Teggy Bear

Teggy Bear is the best Aussie in the world, an amazing person and wonderful friend. She is very creative and has many kangaroo friends. Teggy Bear fights off the giant evil spiders that eat everything with her faithful friends, the unicorns.
Teggy Bear hugged the kangaroo
by Wonder, Queen of Spoons October 03, 2019
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Chloë Bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .
OH MAN , Here comes Chloë Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë Bear walks in)
by Bulletin July 10, 2018
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