When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.
by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021
Get the Union-Jacked mug.This guy is horrible, he isn't smart at all and he is no good at getting girls. he likes to brag about himself and nothing is true. He says he is alpha but he isn't he is a beta bitch.
by MagicalAssets April 26, 2019
Get the The Bitch Jack mug.Wins it all then losses it all, find himself in trouble with a jock. Mainly lives at macdonalds but never gets fat. And the only person to turn down first cricket.
Bear the athlete, the gambler . The obscurer unit.
If you find yourself a Jack Bear give him your money , hell always double it.
If you find yourself a Jack Bear give him your money , hell always double it.
by randomhehehehee March 23, 2017
Get the jack bear mug.This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere
Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight
Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.
Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.
Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
by Bob Saget February 14, 2017
Get the Calico jack mug.Ho Jacks - Noun: The term "Ho Jacks" refers to a specific type of foot wear that is worn by a Ho, stripper, pole dancer. These shoes are the ultra high platform high heel shoes that raise the wearer up as a jack raises a car for better access for a person to work on the car. They are not the normal ground level high heel shoes with thin soles and three inch heels. Rather they are the type with at least one and one half inch and higher platform lifts under the sole and heel.
Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.
Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.
*Sherry is a dancer down at the strip joint. When she dances she is seven inches taller wearing her "Ho Jacks".
*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".
*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".
*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".
*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".
by RoadDawg April 14, 2013
Get the Ho Jacks mug.When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.
Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. No Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.
by Incaico December 5, 2013
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