day is dead

(Day Is Dead) aka Predayed is a lonely guy with no girl to comfort him nor make him feel “whole” as a person. Day has been broken to many times to trust a real female in the time of {2021} Days longest relationship lasted 2 years and even then he got heart broken by a thot that doesn’t care and cheated like all the other females Day has been with.

Day Is Dead Will Never Trust A Female Enough To Marry Her

~Predayed

by Disturbed Ways March 8, 2021

Insanity Day

A holiday I invented one day, celebrated on March 16. It is celebrated by going wild, which gave the holiday its name. It is also celebrated by singing, dancing, and, best of all, filming the whole scene.

I will be very happy when Insanity Day comes around.

by Seshie January 8, 2009

ve day

Victory in Europe Day, generally known as V-E Day, VE Day, or simply V Day was the public holiday celebrated on 8 May 1945 (7 May in Commonwealth realms) to mark the formal acceptance by the Allies of World War II of Nazi Germany's unconditional surrender of its armed forces. It thus marked the end of World War II in Europe.

Person 1: Dude, are going to the VE Day parade?
Person 2: No, what's that?

Person 1: The day when the Nazis surrendered and the war ended in Europe.

by Gen. George S. Patton May 5, 2015

Oppai Day

Nation Holiday where every women has to send their oppai to every man they know.
It is held on the 12th of April for unknown reasons.

"hey, it's soon Oppai Day"
"Yeah, ikr, I can't wait"

by Almoss April 7, 2022

Ⓥalentine’s Day

When only vaccinated couples or lovers are allowed to dine at restaurants on singles’ “most dreaded day of the year” if they show proof of inoculation at the entrance, or had previously emailed a copy of their certificate of vaccination while making a booking.

On this Ⓥalentine’s Day, guesstimate how many unvaccinated couples worldwide were turned away because they posed a health hazard to both restaurant owners and staff and the diners.

by MathPlus February 14, 2021

columbus day

"...is as crazy as hitler day"

Dude1- what yo doin' columbus day?
Dude2- If you heard i was celebratin' that's a world-wide LIE!

by Gwando November 9, 2003

hump day

wednesday, being at the center of the work week. makes an ideal day for humping to break up the tedium of the week. people love to hump, and hump day is the second best part of the week for humping, the best part being the weekend.

i wish i could celebrate hump day accordingly, but i'm stuck with just my hand and a bottle of jerkens.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009