wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son

person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!

by wetwoody October 1, 2021

wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019

Arkansas Wet Willy

When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.

I gave Camden an Arkansas Wet Willy last night and he couldn’t hear.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025

Wet Blanket

See Tony for details.

Tony is a wet blanket.

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii March 29, 2016

Canada Wet

A sex position were you pour ginger ale down someone's ass.

I gave your sister a Canada Wet yesterday.

by Mother deleter December 29, 2021

blip wobble wet pemyas

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.

1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."

by Kill_Billdogg March 22, 2005