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Oppai Day

Nation Holiday where every women has to send their oppai to every man they know.
It is held on the 12th of April for unknown reasons.
"hey, it's soon Oppai Day"
"Yeah, ikr, I can't wait"
by Almoss April 7, 2022
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Osama Day

The day that Osama left his cave and was shot in the head
by benja the hut May 24, 2011
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day killer

Someone who's had a bad day, and uses their negative emotions against you, or someone in a terrible mood who tries to make everyone feel the same way. All in all, they bring everyone down with their negative energy to bring themselves up. Similar to a party pooper.
Mary D. and Elizabeth got so drunk at the party last night, they woke up in a pile of vomit next to an old man. When they went to school, they dumped on everyone they saw. Everyone did not enjoy shit on their faces, so they called Mary D. and Elizabeth "the day killers."
by authOOr July 5, 2006
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Insanity Day

A holiday I invented one day, celebrated on March 16. It is celebrated by going wild, which gave the holiday its name. It is also celebrated by singing, dancing, and, best of all, filming the whole scene.
I will be very happy when Insanity Day comes around.
by Seshie January 8, 2009
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day is dead

(Day Is Dead) aka Predayed is a lonely guy with no girl to comfort him nor make him feel “whole” as a person. Day has been broken to many times to trust a real female in the time of {2021} Days longest relationship lasted 2 years and even then he got heart broken by a thot that doesn’t care and cheated like all the other females Day has been with.
Day Is Dead Will Never Trust A Female Enough To Marry Her

~Predayed
by Disturbed Ways March 8, 2021
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Ⓥalentine’s Day

When only vaccinated couples or lovers are allowed to dine at restaurants on singles’ “most dreaded day of the year” if they show proof of inoculation at the entrance, or had previously emailed a copy of their certificate of vaccination while making a booking.
On this Ⓥalentine’s Day, guesstimate how many unvaccinated couples worldwide were turned away because they posed a health hazard to both restaurant owners and staff and the diners.
by MathPlus February 14, 2021
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columbus day

"...is as crazy as hitler day"
Dude1- what yo doin' columbus day?
Dude2- If you heard i was celebratin' that's a world-wide LIE!
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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