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Taco

Tacos, oh how I just love tacos. Tacos make you feel as if life didn’t matter. It makes you feel as if your in a fantasy world where tacos sit in front of you. Now have you ever watched “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”? Omg if tacos rained done from the sky you would walk by me with my face full of tacos and 5 backpacks filled with them. I hope you are reading this because it’s true. Tacos give you life. They make you feel better when your sad, they make you happy in life. TACOS!!!!
Moes “Welcome to moes Jenn!”

Jenn “I come here every 10 hours, you don’t have to say that every time I come.” Jenn whispers “Tacos, taco taco taco”
by Hailey🌮❤️👍🏻 October 1, 2018
mugGet the Tacomug.

Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.
"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."
by nervous_child May 19, 2020
mugGet the Shotgun Tacomug.

Taco Bell

A place that makes u have to take a huge shit
After eating taco Bell my ass checks clenched
by BlowOnMyPoopPipe69 January 11, 2020
mugGet the Taco Bellmug.

Garnished taco

by anonymous July 10, 2025
mugGet the Garnished tacomug.

taco kruncher

My husband's taco kruncher made me cum 6 times last night.
by BigByll August 18, 2018
mugGet the taco krunchermug.

Glossy taco

Now time for a glossy taco because we are going to use nail vinyls next.
by Notcristine April 18, 2018
mugGet the Glossy tacomug.

Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.
Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.
by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013
mugGet the Grape Jelly Tacomug.

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