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Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008
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Law of ares

The law of ares states that when a user has replied to ragebait thrice that shall be considered the sign of victory for the user who has planted such bait, named after the Greek god ares for his chaos and bloodlust, if the first or second reply is longer than 1 sentences see law of surtr
you have no morals your mean
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.
Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.
by elfastasmo November 28, 2021
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Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.
I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.
by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025
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Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Arm's Law

Arm's Law

If it's mainstream it's fake.
"I saw Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs ALL got on a plane together and flew to Ukraine to watch a U2 concert."

"Oh that's fake"

"How do you know?"

"Arm's Law. If it's mainstream it's fake."
by helloboots May 9, 2022
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Gaykon's Law

Law defined by Gaykon that reads: "An impressionable male with low self esteem is not immune to virtue signaling turning him gay"
If you are attracted to femboys, you might be a victim of Gaykon's Law
by Gaykon May 9, 2020
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